Thursday, April 28, 2011

Princess Diana Ring For Sale

This commercial came on TV last night!!! Initially, I thought it was a documentary about the wedding....I was comically surprised to find out it was a commercial...LOL. Please don't confuse the legit "Royal Historical Society" with the American trademarked "British Royal Society" which is not a society at all and trademarked by "As Seen on TV."

youtube comment (LOL):

Hahahaha this commercial is hilarious!

Comes with a certificate of authenticity: Yep, it's a ring! We have proof!

Comes with a HINGED velveteen box. Mother of god, a hinge! I'll cherish it forever!

Was $119.00 but our marketing director's conscience literally burst out of his forehead and threatened to kill us all if we didn't mark it down to $19.90. It was still a tough call.

Oh man, funniest commercial ever.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011


One of my favorite Pac songs (let me change the lyrics on this to..."times goes by puffin' on LOUD, hoping that it gets me high...gotta a nicca goin' crazy":

Excuse while a light my spliff....oh God, I've got to take a lift...

Monday, April 18, 2011

i can only imagine...

Catching up on some work....playoffs in the background....found an old hard drive and listening to this song: It's very deep and probably something people never really give a lot of true, uninterrupted thought to until death is obviously close. Even though life is a constant struggle...and I'm not EXACTLY where I need to be....working to get there and I pray that I be the man God wants me to be..and hope and work for the day that I earn the right to die and I CAN ONLY IMAGINE....

Hush Little Baby...

I'm one of those fathers that barely remembers nursery rhymes so I end of making up the boy (Noah) is home sick today....trying to get him to go to sleep (he's super tired) so I sung him this alternate:

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Papa's gonna buy you some bling bling.

And if that bling bling cost too much cash,
Papa's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Papa's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Papa's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Papa's gonna buy you a Range Rover.

And if that Range Rover won't start.
Papa's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Papa's going to turn that frown into a smile.

Hush lil' baby don't you cry,
Papa's going kiss your tears from your eyes.

SN: Why do babies fight so hard that they end up crying because they don't want to go to sleep when their lil' body is exhausted?......"I mean come on can barely keep your eyes open......go to sleep baby'll feel much better when you wake up."

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

What is a Sherwani?

Told you'll I was serious about arranging my boys marriages. Just converted Aiden to was International day at Aiden's school so we decided to dress the Prince as a Prince of India w/ authentic threads.

Not totally sure, but I think he's wearing a Sherwani....

A sherwani is a long garment which resembles an Achkan and it is very popular among men in South-Asia. A sherwani signifies the rich traditional fashion style of India as it is a traditional outfit of Indian men. It signifies elegance and style. A scarf is also used which is draped over one or both the shoulders.

The sherwani signified dignity and etiquette of the nobility and it used to be the court dress of the nobles of Turkish and Persian origin. In India, the sherwani is worn on formal occasions and it is the national dress of Pakistan for men. A sherwani carries a regal feel.

Sherwanis look elegant as they fuse the best of both the eastern and the western styling. A sherwani is a typical attire of the North Indian and the Punjabi weddings.

Hawks vs. Heat

Too bad the Hawks lost....
it was a good game...
we still had fun...
double date night at the game:

Hinrich looks like he has good position....this ended in a dunk.

Another one that ended in a dunk....

Lebron laughing at us after a dunk....
playing the Hawks should not be this fun.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

Listening to this as I work. I love Drake's verse:

I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta
Who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned, bitches, what’s up witcha?
I hate callin’ the women bitches, but the bitches love it
I took some sense and made a nickel of it
I’m urgin’ all daughters to kiss they mothers
With those lips that all that lipstick covers
You’re never too grown up to miss and hug her
And girls countin’ on me to be there like missin’ rubbers
I’m on some Marvin Gaye shit, a bunch of distant lovers
This ain’t the life that I’m used to
Reintroduced to people I’ve been introduced to
Did you forget me?
Or are you too scared to tell me that you met me
And fear that I won’t remember
I wish you could still accept me for me
I miss Memphis, Tennessee, my cousins, my dad
The simplistic beauty that all of them Southerners have
I’m halfway across the world with dozens of bags
Feelin’ like all four members of Color Me Badd
In one nigga, amazing shit
I got that Courtney Love for you, that crazy shit
I don’t drink every bottle I own, I be agin’ shit
And I got them wedding ring flows, that engagin’ shit
Which one of y’all got fleets on your key chains?
The seats for these Heat games?
I really think you stare at yourself and you see things
La Familia, I’ve been inducted and instructed
To stunt on these niggas we don’t really fuck wit
Fuck is up?
Havin’ lunch and debatin’ Ferrari prices
23 and goin’ through a midlife crisis
But trust me, I still deliver like a midwife
And no, I’m not sayin’ I’m the nicest, I just live like it
Uh, it take a certain type of man to teach
To be far from hood, but to understand the streets
I never threw away that paper with my Grammy speech
Because I haven’t hit the pinnacles I plan to reach
Yeah, you gotta own it if you want it
Kisses all on her body, she tells me live in the moment
And, baby, I’ll never forget none of that
Girl, I told you I was coming back

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Bad Azz Kids

This is the reason we charge $1 for anyone who cusses at the house in front of the boys (surprisingly there are a lot of offenders). These boys have the southern cuss word vernacular down to a tee! I have to admit.....this video is a guilty pleasure of mine and is hilarious to me. It's sad that these boys cuss and carry on the way they do, but on the other hand a lot can be learned from them. If more grown men handled their differences this way instead of pulling out guns, missiles & bombs, the world would be a much better place. Also take note that "lil' shit-talker" took his well deserved ass whoopin' like a man and kept it movin'..... "get yo trippin' ass on" LOL.

And to all the shit talkers......."the loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room." - American Gangster

Monday, April 4, 2011